Page after page of tiny print...
Yeah, this experiment failed. As a lot of my experiments do.

Do you truly have an eidetic memory? or just a good one?
Both.

it's more than possible for two people to have a healthy romantic relationship with opposing political viewpoints. To whit: James Carville & Mary Matlin.
We are diametrically opposed on more than just politics. It's just that politics is the least volatile of our debates.