All The News That's Fit To Misprint

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Taken from kmg_365.

1. What is your preferred trusted news source?
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. You can trust fake news more than you can real news.

2. What is a news source that you will never trust?
Anything with a title like "Christian Coalition X" or "Gay Pride News".

3. What is the news topic during the last calendar year that you feel got the worst coverage?
Bill Frist's friend, Miss Schiavo.

4. What news item do you feel got too much coverage in the last calendar year?
Something about a white girl in Aruba...

5. If you had complete control of your favored news source(s) (answer to question 1), what would you do with it that is not already being done?
Give it a bigger budget so they could do live shows. Jon Stewart doing The Daily Show live in Prime Time would roxors.