Wrong stereotyping

A recent conversation I had with my mom...

Mom: You know what I really don't like? Boys wearing earrings...
Me: I know, I know, because it makes them look like a girl.
Mom: And do you know who I really don't like them on? Stuart.
Me: Uh, you mean my suitemate from last year, Stu?
Mom: Yes.
Me: You mean the internet guru Stu?
Mom: Yes.
Me: You mean the guy who is so conservative he makes Bush look liberal Stu?
Mom: Yes!
Me: Uh, Mom, I think you mistook his hearing aid for an earring.
Mom: Oh, I think you're right...