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greybetaOkay, my fine friends, I'm bored. I mean, I know you have real lives, but for goodness sakes write more! I want to know. Or at least give my wandering mind food for thought. Comment every once in awhile at least to give me soemthing to respond to.
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I finally tracked down the enigmatic Maph on Yahoo Messenger today. Maph is the puppy/army man who is currently stationed in Iraq, in northern Taji or the "redneck part of the town" as he calls it. I had to fill him on the crazy stuff going on in my life. Of course, he had the perfect solution.
Maph: Do you know what you need Daniel?
Me: Uh oh...
Maph: Hot sex.
I can never tell if he's kidding or if he's serious. Sometimes he's so forceful that I think he isn't kidding. But he's Maph, which is all I can say about the enigmatic man. He did somehow get me to promise to at least ask a girl out on a date when I got back to TU next semester instead of being resigned to an arranged marriage.
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I learned that I should avoid alcohol anyways due to my depressive state, as alcohol itself is a depressant. I should also watch my intake of chocolate and cheese as well.
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The wife of my BSU director hates fantasy football because she believes it makes people root against their teams, like my director rooting against the Cowboys one weekend. But I told her that I do cheer for my team.
My fantasy team.
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I just ate some squid jerky. I wonder, what is the strangest food you have ever eaten?
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I finally tracked down the enigmatic Maph on Yahoo Messenger today. Maph is the puppy/army man who is currently stationed in Iraq, in northern Taji or the "redneck part of the town" as he calls it. I had to fill him on the crazy stuff going on in my life. Of course, he had the perfect solution.
Maph: Do you know what you need Daniel?
Me: Uh oh...
Maph: Hot sex.
I can never tell if he's kidding or if he's serious. Sometimes he's so forceful that I think he isn't kidding. But he's Maph, which is all I can say about the enigmatic man. He did somehow get me to promise to at least ask a girl out on a date when I got back to TU next semester instead of being resigned to an arranged marriage.
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I learned that I should avoid alcohol anyways due to my depressive state, as alcohol itself is a depressant. I should also watch my intake of chocolate and cheese as well.
------------------------------------------
The wife of my BSU director hates fantasy football because she believes it makes people root against their teams, like my director rooting against the Cowboys one weekend. But I told her that I do cheer for my team.
My fantasy team.
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I just ate some squid jerky. I wonder, what is the strangest food you have ever eaten?
