D2

I expected to get hate mail over my article about how we shouldn't allow the gay agenda to fool us, but even I was surprised by a rather particularly scathing one from the former opinion editor. He's a fine young gay man now interning for Mrs. Clinton up in Washington. In student senate he's actually had the gall to call me his "opponent across the aisle" before. Those, those are dueling words, sir. You can disagree with my opinions, but never ever say:

I hope that in your future articles you will work to enhance, rather than degrade, the credibility of our newspaper.

( That's some BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL )

(And yes, I know that he's eventually going to read this. I'd say it to his face so I can say it on my blog. That's the problem with trying to insult a straightforward person like me.)