Two Cent Thoughts, 11-27-05

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Tulsa is going to the first ever Conference USA Championship Game! We are playing UCF on Dec. 3rd at their place, as their conference record is one game better. I can't beieve UTEP choked against SMU (UTEP had seven turnovers, that's crazy!).

If we win, the Golden Hurricane will be at the Liberty Bowl on Dec. 31st. In Memphis, which is at most a seven hour drive from Tulsa. Let's go Golden Hurricane (yes, there is no "s" at the end)!
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This is the first week in fantasy football that I am using a WR in my flex position instead of a RB. That's because McGahee is against the Panthers this week and Cadillac is against the Bears. So Shaun Alexander, I need you to do your thing today against the Giants. 3 TDs would not be too much. Curtis please catch a forty yard bomb against the Texans. Braylon Edwards, break out agains the Vikings. Palmer, throw a couple TDs today. Wilkins, don't miss from forty. Bears D, clamp down on those Bucs.

Can you tell there are only two weeks left in the fantasy regular season?
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Someone told me once that I was a dreamer...

The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm) Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer. Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive. Your exact opposite: The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships. ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. My profile name: Ratstrike0

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Have you ever heard of feng shui? The basic principle is that you can improve your luck by the way you set the things in your house. Now my parents are very superstitous people. They just rearranged their bedroom "to change their bad luck." Whatever works, right?
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Have you ever heard the Fanta song at www.fanta.com? I don't link it because it's EVIL!!!!!! It will get stuck in your head. Everytime someone mentions Fanta I flash back to that infernal song.

I mean, Don'cha wanna Fanta?
Don'cha wanna Fanta?
DON'CHA WANNA FANTA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Comments

[happydog.livejournal.com]

see, what you're supposed to do is look at the fanta.com commercial with the sound off. that way you see the attractive womenfolk without having to listen to the evil brain worm song. This also works with Mariah Carey videos.

I had Fanta Grape or Orange practically every day in Elementary School. They had this little shed on the school grounds with an icebox in it, and there was an old fat lady in there who sold them to you for a quarter. If you had two quarters you could get a bag of Lance peanuts and put some in your Fanta, because all the cool kids put peanuts in their Fanta. I don't know why. Then you had to go outside and learn how to throw spears at the pterodactyls, because that's how long ago it was.

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Unfortunately, at the movie theater, you cannot turn left or right to avoid the blaring infernal evil of the Fanta song. I mean when did advertising execs decide that tortue was the best possible method of selling their product?

Fanta's no longer cool man. That's how long ago it was. ;)