greybeta | D2 has a conversation with God

D2: God, uh, are you there?
God:...
D2: Okay, I have some questions that I must ask, if you don't mind.
God:...
D2: Can you make a rock that you can't lift?
God:...
D2: What inspired you to make the universe?
God:...
D2: Well, I suppose I should get to my real questions.
God:...
D2: Why don't you just kill the devil?
God:...
D2: Seriously, wouldn't that be an easy way to eradicate the world of evil?
God:...
D2: Do you really reveal yourself to those on Caribbean or Pacific Islands?
God:...
D2: Aren't their voodoo and witchcraft practices counter to what you desire in us?
God:...
D2: Will all these wars please or displease you?
God:...
D2: Lord, you do know that I believe you, right?
God:...
D2: Don't you know it's difficult for me to believe Jesus is the only way?
God:...
D2: Couldn't you have made it easier on me and have me born in a strong Christian family?
God:...
D2: Must you taunt me with my power of discernment, where I can peer into the souls of others but I cannot know anything about myself?
God:...
D2: Should I really choose the life a poor high school teacher?
God:...
D2: Is there a girl out there for me?
God:...
D2: Shall I be straightforwardly deceptive or deceptively straightforward?
God:...
D2: May I claim to be a Buddho-Baptist?
God:...
D2: Last question...am I going to hell?
God: What do you think?