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theferrett
Jul. 7th, 2007 09:10 amgreybetaAfter seeing the abundance of memes circulating around LJ, I'm pretty convinced that every meme is a variation on two basic themes:
1) Do you like me? No, really, kiss my butt. Tell me how much you like me. I'll screen the comments if it'll help.
2) If I answer these questions about me that practically nobody cares about, I can kill some time.
Thus, I think I'll try to combine those two themes - the need for ass-kissing and bellybutton-examining time-killing - to come up with an uber-meme that will destroy the universe:
Tell me the strangest thing you've ever liked about me.
Aw, man, I can feel the power of my new meme building right now. It's got everything. It's like Steven Spielberg and George Lucas teaming up to create Raiders of the Lost Meme. Go ahead, tell me - you can fritter away a few of those life-draining moments talking about yourself, and I'll feel full of compliments when you're done. Comments are screened. No, really.
See how amazing this is? It's totally like your peanut butter in my awesome.
1) Do you like me? No, really, kiss my butt. Tell me how much you like me. I'll screen the comments if it'll help.
2) If I answer these questions about me that practically nobody cares about, I can kill some time.
Thus, I think I'll try to combine those two themes - the need for ass-kissing and bellybutton-examining time-killing - to come up with an uber-meme that will destroy the universe:
Tell me the strangest thing you've ever liked about me.
Aw, man, I can feel the power of my new meme building right now. It's got everything. It's like Steven Spielberg and George Lucas teaming up to create Raiders of the Lost Meme. Go ahead, tell me - you can fritter away a few of those life-draining moments talking about yourself, and I'll feel full of compliments when you're done. Comments are screened. No, really.
See how amazing this is? It's totally like your peanut butter in my awesome.
