My response to stupidity

I expected to get hate mail over my article about how we shouldn't allow the gay agenda to fool us, but even I was surprised by a rather particularly scathing one from the former opinion editor. He's a fine young gay man now interning for Mrs. Clinton up in Washington. In student senate he's actually had the gall to call me his "opponent across the aisle" before. Those, those are dueling words, sir. You can disagree with my opinions, but never ever say:

I hope that in your future articles you will work to enhance, rather than degrade, the credibility of our newspaper.

( That's some BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL )

(And yes, I know that he's eventually going to read this. I'd say it to his face so I can say it on my blog. That's the problem with trying to insult a straightforward person like me.)

All The News That's Fit To Misprint

Taken from kmg_365.

1. What is your preferred trusted news source?
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. You can trust fake news more than you can real news.

2. What is a news source that you will never trust?
Anything with a title like "Christian Coalition X" or "Gay Pride News".

3. What is the news topic during the last calendar year that you feel got the worst coverage?
Bill Frist's friend, Miss Schiavo.

4. What news item do you feel got too much coverage in the last calendar year?
Something about a white girl in Aruba...

5. If you had complete control of your favored news source(s) (answer to question 1), what would you do with it that is not already being done?
Give it a bigger budget so they could do live shows. Jon Stewart doing The Daily Show live in Prime Time would roxors.