I'm here, I'm here!

Yeah, Mother's Day Weekend was awesome. I'll have a full report later, but I'm actually in the midst of tagging a lot of photos on Facebook which is more exciting for me right now. However, I did quickly skim my friendslist and saw yet another one of those posts that irked me, and if I had time I'd fully explain why.

Nonetheless, it brings up my two sentence theory. Any position you have, whether it's on religion on politics, should be summed up in two sentences. For this post, I want to ask a question:

What is your position on same-sex marriage?

I am against same-sex marriage for two reasons. The first is that it's imbalancing the balance of nature; the second is that we're just not ready as a society to accept such a gigantic change in gender roles quite yet.

See? Nice, easy, and simple. Could you enlighten D2 on your position for or against same-sex marriage in two sentences as well?