I'm a man of my word

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So, I was having a discussion with two good friends in the BSU. We started discussing whether or not this guy had sung with our praise band. So we made a friendly wager. If I won, then they would help me find a girl for one Marcel "Da Nooooooiiiiise" Ficklin. If I lost, then I would have to use a cheesy pickup line on ten girl.

As it turns out, our friend had sung with the praise choir. We determined it to be a push, so we would still help each other out somewhat. I still had to use a cheesy pickup line on one girl.

My target of choice was one of the girls in this story. The cuter one of course.

Me: Do you have fifty cents that I could borrow?
Cute Target: Yeah, why?
Me: Well, I need to borrow some money so I can call my mom to tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams.

The shocked look on her face was priceless. I don't think I've ever seen anyone's eyes bulge out quite like that before.

Comments

[tybuc.livejournal.com]

Another great one, ganked straight from Family Guy:

Hold your hand about 2 inches below and next to her head.

Say, "You've got to be this beautiful to ride the [your name]."

Never used it but I haven't been drunk in the presence of any hotties recently.

[greybeta.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. I was either going to use the fifty cents line or "Is your daddy a thief?", but the thief one I believe has been overdone.

I might try that Family Guy line sometime ;).