Fill. In. the. _________.

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Dear greybeta

You make me ________. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my __________. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could drink __________ under the stars. My love for you is like that of ____________.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

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[happydog.livejournal.com]

(Filled in with random words/phrases from an article in Archaeology magazine.)

Dear greybeta

You make me excavate. You should date the stela. Someday I will wear sandals and socks. You = Imperial Roman Navy. If I saw you now I'd combat pirates. I would build a liburna just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my body armor. If I could sing you any song it would be A Skeleton Still Wearing A Wig Fashioned From Hemp Rope. We could drink the Adriatic under the stars. My love for you is like that of a razor handle in the shape of a man's leg clad in a thick sock and strappy shoe discovered in northern England's Tees River.

Love,
Moniatus Capito

(P.S. General wisdom has held that until the modern era the role of wigs in Chinese culture was mainly restricted to the theater.)

[greybeta.livejournal.com]

I'd ask exactly how you love me, but I don't think I want to know the answer.