Fill. In. the. _________.

[greybeta]

Dear greybeta

You make me ________. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my __________. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could drink __________ under the stars. My love for you is like that of ____________.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

Comments

[greybeta.livejournal.com]

*slaps Jacob-chan upside the head*

Jacob-chan! If you are too lazy to come up with your own material, do not post at all. Also known in the Ferrett school as "not posting teh stoopid". Your punishment: Post some pics of yourself in the jacob ford day community.

[odclay.livejournal.com]

Dear greybeta

You make me feel guilty that I don't write lengthy entries as much as I used to. You should keep inspiring guilt in me. Someday I will get back into my blogging groooooove. You = a welcome reprieve from the short, not-so-well-written entries wrtten by 3/4 of my LJ friends. If I saw you now I'd buy you a drink (non-alcoholic) and attempt good conversation. I would build a dinky little sand castle with a flag on top just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my left earlobe in sparkly green so it looks like bling. If I could sing you any song it would be "Common People" by Pulp, but sung by William Shatner. We could drink a gin and tonic under the stars, when I turn 21 in two years or so. My love for you is like that of your love for me, however that is.

Love,
Jacob-chan

(P.S. Is this one better?)

[greybeta.livejournal.com]

Not bad. You have potential, Jacob-chan.