Penguins aren't real (perhaps because I have insomnia right now)

[greybeta]

When I think of penguins, I think of something like this. A fake, cartoony type bird, one wearing a tuxedo. Oh, sure, they're cute but they ain't real, my good friends.

What? Those Discovery Channel films about "penguins"? Hoaxes, like the moon landing was staged in Arizona. Those penguins have a secret secret, and I bet they're concealing the fact that they're robots. I mean what kind of birds have wings but don't fly? Not real ones. Heck, they're supposedly able to swim better than they're able to run.

I've seen more statues of penguins than any live ones. I mean it's like in that one Simpson's episode, where they have that problem with bears or whatnot. Lisa gets all indignant and tells Homer that the rock she's holding in her hand keeps polar bears (or some other exotic animal away). Well, what do you know? There aren't any around.

Honestly, have you ever personally seen a penguin in the wild? Didn't think so.

Comments

[kimmaline.livejournal.com]

For shame...D. For shame.

I am not entirely sure that our friendship can continue. This is a huge betrayal.

::sniff::

[greybeta.livejournal.com]

*looks for the sarcasm tags*

Not sure if they are there are not, but you must understand what I'm doing.

[kimmaline.livejournal.com]

Sorry! Assume that the sarcasm tags were there. Well...mostly there.... :)

[paranoidgrl.livejournal.com]

I mean what kind of birds have wings but don't fly

Emus and ostriches.

Maybe the penguins were the real ones behind the moon landing.

[greybeta.livejournal.com]

Emus and ostriches.

I hate to break it to ya, but those aren't real either.

[paranoidgrl.livejournal.com]

But...but...I've eaten ostrich! Oh My God! Are you telling me, Ostrich is made of...


PEOPLE?!?!?

[kidsis.livejournal.com]

Honestly, have you ever personally seen a penguin in the wild?

No, but I have seen them in the zoo. They are cute little buggers that like to play. One of them tried to eat the strap on my organizer through the glass.

[greybeta.livejournal.com]

I see that you were fooled by the robotic models.

[renough.livejournal.com]

Thank you Daniel... you made my day. :)

[greybeta.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of service, Ryan. :)