EMEGENCY REQUEST

[greybeta]

If you are my friend, you will hide memes under lj-cuts for the time being. First off, it's getting VERY annoying to have to scroll through twenty million Santa and Cthulu memes. Secondly, the coding on some of these memes are ABSOLUTE SH*T. They TOTALLY do a number on my friends page. If you must, describe the meme outside the cut and say why you like it. Then I'll be interested enough to click on the lj-cut.

A word of warning to people who do not do this: I don't tolerate idiots. If you are too stupid to understand why memes need to be lj-cut for the time being, then your part in my quest has ended and I will defriend you. Seriously.

LJ-CUT THOSE DARN MEMES PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

*EDIT*: Please notice the sarcasm.

Comments

[purplkat.livejournal.com]

There are a couple of memes where the coding actually freezes my friends list somehow, so that I can ONLY see entries after the meme. Then I have to figure out who put the meme in and take them off of my friends list for a few days until the shitty code scrolls off my screen.

This happened four times, and then the fifth, one person (evilpheemy) finally said "Oh, I'll just put that behind a cut, then." when I told him why I was taking him off my friends list.

I'm not sure why it didn't occur to anyone else.

[greybeta.livejournal.com]

If you've ever read Dilbert, then you know that 99.98% of customers do not complain. If people do not complain about something they pay money for, why would they complain about something that's free?

The scary thing is that I am part of the 0.02% of people who complain. In fact, I probably make up 0.00000002% of people who would complain about something that's free.

I also practice what I preach, as you know.